Essentially every entry on this man's site is genius. He also seems like a complete asshole, in a totally hot way. One day Leighann and I are going to move to Australia and joint-marry this man (half-opposite marry?) this man and take turns babysitting his hysterical, foul-mouthed, horribly behaved child. I anticipate us lasting about a year before we collapse from exhaustion brought on by wild sex and constant laughter.