Monday, September 14, 2009

The Room

So this weekend, Leighann discovered the cinematic masterpiece that is The Room, by Tommy Wiseau. By far the best part of this movie, in my opinion, are the sex scenes, which are in fact the same scene replayed at different points in the movie, and during which the direct/star of the film seems to be fucking the female lead in the navel.
Essentialy every line of this movie is hilarious. We have spent the morning thus far turning to each other periodically and saying "well, the results came in, I definately have breat cancer" and "darling, you can't support yourself", and occasionally screaming "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA" and then throwing something on the ground.
Next we shall organize an outing to the monthly showing and throw spoons at the screen.
Our boss is out sick today, so we are sitting around with our shoes off, and my pants will probably follow shortly. They will be put back on only for an extended lunchtime excursion to the new Applebees.