Kristen haz a sad

It is a day of woe and misfortune here at work. A day in which no co-workers would bone. Or, at the very least, the boning would be of a slow and mournful nature, rather than the usual celebratory boning.

Kristen had her car towed last night, and is subsequently a sad, penniless shadow of the woman she was yesterday. And so, although I can offer her no alms, I can create a work of art that is so masterful that its ownership will increase the owner's worth tenfold. Without further ado, I present to Kristen my magnum opus:

Kristen Frolicking in Meadow with Unicorn and Puppy