Zebra Gum Makes the Day Go Faster

I recently had to abandon Kristen for two and a half days in order to travel to a neighboring state and tear apart a family that is not my own. To make up my absence to Kristen, and also to gently coax her out from under her desk, I returned with much-sought-after Zebra Gum. You may remember this as the gum that tasted like Zebra. A Zebra that runs out of flavor after about 7-10 chews.

This particular pack of Zebra gum came with tattoos! Kristen, being a veteran tattoo-haver, had to help me apply mine (I lost the use of my fingers in a freak accident involving a dropped penny and a smoothie-maker). Lookin' fine, Surf-Fun Zebra!